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Damn It Feels Good To Be A Victim

by J.R. 27. October 2009 23:36
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Global Warming

by J.R. 26. October 2009 00:47

  Global warming has been hitting Wisconsin particularly hard this year, even more so than last year (the coldest year in over a decade).  July was the second coldest ever recorded in Wisconsin.  October is on track to be the coldest ever recorded. And to top it all off, we just had a record snowfall in the middle of October.  Yes folks, global warming is real.  To prove it, I'm posting some photos of our weekend trip to Michigan.  See for yourself.

    

This poor man was driving down the road when the extreme temperatures of global warming melted his tires, causing him to roll over into the median. He is lucky he wasn't cooked alive in the record high temps. Fortunately he had a copy of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" with him that instructed him how to survive in such a perilous situation.


As you can see, the WI DOT has been forced to coat its signs with a foam flame retardant to prevent them from bursting into flames in the extreme heat of global warming.



My dog Brutus with some global warming on his head.
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I Got Wood

by J.R. 21. October 2009 19:14

Consider this the first (but definitely not the last) woodworking post you will find here.  For those who don’t know I have been a woodworker for a number of years.  One of my first projects was a new bed when I was in high school. It was utter crap.  My rather simplistic use of carriage bolts and angle brackets made my woodworking abilities the envy of no one.   Still, the bed was pretty sturdy and served its purpose until I'll moved off to college.  My second project was an oak futon built out of rough sawn lumber salvaged from my grandmother's garage.  I learned a lot of lessons on that project.  First and foremost, I learned you cannot use a belt sander to finish rough stock without it coming out like crap.  While this seems obvious now,  to a 19 year old kid on a dimestore budget working with free wood and a borrowed belt sander it's greatest thing since sliced bread.  After lots of sanding,  cutting, chopping, dozens of sheet rock screws ( I still cringe at the thought), and several thick coats of varnish I had myself a bed.   Unfortunately it was strong in all the places it didn't need to be and weak in all the areas that needed to be strong.  The thing was a behemoth in terms of weight, causing it to spend the better part of its lifetime with a stack of books stacked under one corner to replace a leg that had broken off. As if this oak built behemoth wasn't heavy enough, I made the mistake of using MDF plywood instead of regular plywood for the platform (the plans did not call for slats).  It was so heavy that it needed to be fully disassembled before it could be moved.  Yes, I was glutton for punishment in my youth.  Needless to say my skills have improved greatly over the years, mostly due to a larger budget for tools and more readily accessible information and books.  

 

Woodworking has become a large part of my life.  Before I left for Iraq I built all new furniture for my wife for our apartment.  Cherry coffee table, cherry end table, and two cherry nightstands, all with granite tops (on sale as remnants), a knock-down, queen sized bed of maple, ash, and hickory, a 7' tall bookcase made of butternut, maple, cherry, and birch,  two wall-leaning desks made of mahogany, teak, and paduk with ebony and paduk inlays, and an oak 1920s dresser with dovetailed curved front drawers that I refurbished into a desk would all grace our apartment's interior.  I did not want her to worry about buying anything after I left.  And frankly, the vast majority of the "furniture" (I'm using that term loosely here) bought in stores nowadays is absolute crap befitting of our throwaway society.  


As you can imagine, losing my right arm in Iraq was a huge blow to my woodworking hobby.  Fortunately my therapists at Walter Reed Army Medical Center understood my passion for woodworking and worked in a "graduation requirement" that involved woodworking at the base wood shop.  It was a simple project: create a couple square plywood boxes to set dimensions that could be used in the "GATE Lab" (whatever that is, I think it has something to do with calibrating lower extremity prosthetics).  They were not pretty, but they worked and taught me a few things about woodworking one-handed.  First, everything is more difficult now.  Since my one remaining hand is always the tool hand, that leaves my hook to do the holding.  Try using a tape measure on handed, or pounding a nail.  Try using a drill to start a drywall screw using only one hand.  It's next to impossible.  Pressing down on a piece of wood with my hook is the equivalent of trying to hold it down with a pinky finger.  There is nothing to keep it from pivoting or simply sliding away.  Sometimes I can use my knee to hold things down.  (Maybe I should take some tips from the Japanese and start using my feet. Ideas anyone?)  Everything needs to be clamped down now, no exceptions.  I also learned that you can get dangerously close to a spinning saw blade when you don't have fingers to worry about.  So close in fact, that my stainless-steel hook decided to have a competition with my father's tablesaw blade to see which one was more durable.  Needless to say, my stainless-steel hook won, the blade was destroyed, and my father received two new saw blades for Christmas that year.  So I haven't quit woodworking by any means,  but the entire affair has become much more difficult and takes much longer to accomplish.  

Anyway, on to the reasons for this post.  One of my woodworking heros has decided to hang up his apron.  Norm Abram of The New Yankee Workshop is closing up shop.  From Woodworking Magazine's Blog: 

     After 21 seasons, "The New Yankee Workshop" is closing its doors, and its much-beloved host, Norm Abram, is going to focus on his personal projects and PBS's "This Old House," according to Russ Morash, executive producer and director of "The New Yankee Workshop." 

    "Norm has done this for 20 years, and he thought it time to step back and do a little less," Morash said in a phone interview. "And because the show was so tied to him, we didn't want to replace him." 

 I was involved in woodworking long before I started watching Norm, but he still taught me a few things.  Having worked as a carpenter myself, I can attest that the use of a brad nailer here and there makes the job go a lot faster if you’re in a hurry and don’t mind putty holes. I have since given up such shortcuts on my furniture (go ahead, call me a purist) but I still use them if appearances are not all that important.  Norm is still planning on doing This Old House so he won't be disappearing any time soon.  Still, he and his show will definitely be missed.  (Fortunately, you can still buy recordings of the show and project plans on their website.) 

This is proving to be a year marked by loss for woodworkers.  Sam Maloof passed away in March of this year at the age of 93.  Sam Maloof is known all around the world for his beautiful chairs and perfectly sloping curves.  A few of his pieces have even made their way into the White House.  I have been in love with Sam Maloof's work from the moment I first laid eyes on it.  In fact, I had a copy of Sam Maloof, Woodworker that I brought along to Iraq.  I cannot tell you how many times I read it.  In September of this year we received word that another woodworking great, James Krenov, had also passed away.  I absolutely love Krenov's work.  The lines of his work are simple, yet it's beauty is unparalleled. His work has influenced more than one piece of furniture I have built.  The passing of these two individuals has left a void in the world of woodworking, but the beautiful work generated by these individuals will continue to live on for decades to come. 

Ultimately, I think that is the goal for many woodworkers.  We attempt to create practical objects of beauty that will live on long after we are gone.  Every little chip, every little tool mark, and every little imperfection are signs of the craftsmanship that went into it.  It shows that it was not mass-produced in a factory halfway around the world.  Every piece represents the craftsman who created it, no matter how nice or crappy it comes out.

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New Website

by J.R. 3. October 2009 23:27
After months of waiting and grumbling and frustration, I finally decided it was time to create a new website. The old one was not only obsolete in terms of the code (2001 ASP with Access DB technology), but it was lacking a lot of the features I was looking for. Features like archiving, searching, tags, categories to file posts under, etc. I wanted something where I could post on a lot of different subjects, but keep it all straight and organized in the process. There are a lot of random things that I would like to blog about (prosthetics, TBI, log rolling, my book, gardening(yes, really!) woodworking, Veteran's info, etc), but didnt because it would have turned my entire  blog into one big soup sandwich.  This website is by no means finished, so things will be gradually changing in terms of graphics and page content (one of these days I will write a new bio). Still, it will work for now. Enjoy.

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